Wednesday nights PB and I go play pub trivia. (Well, I don't anymore, I guess.)

Anyway, Wednesday Jasper greeted us at the door when we came home.

(The following story makes more sense if you know he gets his snack at 10 PM.)

Jasper: Mrow, chirp, chirp. Runs toward kitchen.
WG: C'mon. It's 10:02. Two minutes late, that's all.
Jasper: MROOOW!
PB: I think you just got told.