Saturday, I was wearing my "Huge Tracts of Land" t-shirt. (It was a gift from PB. Also, funny.) Anyway, I was at Total Wine, tasting some wine, when the woman next to me struck up a conversation.

Her: Huge tracts of land? Are you in real estate.
Me: No. It's a Monty Python reference.
Her husband: Shakes head, walks away.