So, although I love my phone (Android FTW!), it’s autocorrect feature for text functions leaves something to be desired. For example, I have wished people “contests” on their engagement. (Wanted “Congrats”.) Last night provided another stunning example. I was IMing with PB (hey, the computer was upstairs!) and the following conversation ensued:

WG: I’ll have to get a new outfit.*
PB: I can help with that!
WG: If you’d be willing to go shooting with me this weekend, I’d be much obliged.
PB: How about we go shopping?
PB: Cause I’m really not up for a murder spree.

*I can’t talk about why right now.