Actual e-mail from my sister:

Subj: Trash
The trash is done. Both Orion and Jasper were a bit confused when I did not feed them. Oh, and I stole a reeses cup!

Explanation:

1. I can’t take out the trash right now. Can’t get the bag out of the can, can’t open the door to the complex compactor.
   
2. She feeds them for me on occasion and showed up at what was their normal dinnertime. Their thought was clearly, “But you know where the food is!”
   
3. My office, rather than buying me flowers, got me a candy bouquet. She is, of course, allowed to steal as many Reese's cups as she'd like.
   
   
   
   01:45 PM