f a trooper suddenly pulls on to the road in front of you to pull someone over, don't fall in line behind him once he's started pulling said person over. What are you, helping?

One time I amazed a friend of mine by making French Toast. This was not a “Hey, you cooked?” amazement (because I can and do cook) but amazement over the fact that French Toast could be made at home.

If I’m vague about what my plans are, it’s because I don’t want to tell you them.

Sometimes my cats annoy the crap out of me. Aren’t you cats? Shouldn’t you be OK with not being all up in my face all the time?

Monkey can finally say my name. Well, it’s close. A hell of a lot closer than “Ah-da,” which is what Goose used to call me.

I see no reason to buy food storage containers that are not Gladware.

Why does my iPod decide things like, “Today, I feel like playing Metallica. A lot.” I mean, other days it’s Sara McLachlan, but seriously, it’s weird.

In case you are wondering, I will not be getting a swine flu vaccination. I have my reasons.