Dear Monkey,

As you know, you are getting a new baby. I had some grand plans for us, time we'd spend together with the excuse of giving mommy and daddy a break, but really so that we could have fun. I thought we'd go to the Children's Museum, the zoo, the park, many things really.

Which is why I'm sorry to have discovered that you find both bags of garbage and baths more interesting than your Aunt. Because they probably won't take you anywhere

Love,

Your boring old Aunt.