This guy tried to pick me up in a bar one night about 2 years ago. Awesome. He kept telling me how much money he had in the bank. It increased at least once. ("I got $600 in the bank." "I got $800 in the bank. We can go get it right now.")*

His final selling point was that he lived in a $450/month apartment "down by the jail."

Why did I not go for that?

*It has occurred to me that perhaps he thought I was a high-priced, very casually dressed hooker trying to pick up johns at Pub Quiz and that's why he kept offering me money.