Watergirl: I think my liver has forgiven me for Saturday. Maybe it’s even healed!
Office Admin (OA from now on): I don’t think it works that way. But, I figure if we stop drinking by the time we’re 50, we’ll be fine.
WG: That only gives you 10 years!
OA: Oh, like it gives you so much longer. Like what, 13 years?
WG: No, 17. That’s nearly twice as long!
OA: Bitch.

Later, over wine and with different people:
WG: And Obama hasn’t fixed everything yet!
Yoga Boy: I know! And he’s been President for three months now!
ShanShan: I’m no longer an Obama fan. He’s gone back on some of his promises.
WG and YB (in stereo): He’s a politician!