Over gChat

Bud: It's not women, it's gender rolls.
WG: Roles. Although I am amused by the idea of non-family friendly breadstuffs.

Via e-mail
TRgirl: We were talking about replacing the water heater, but now we're talking about redoing the kitchen because [Monkey] keeps eating the counters.
WG: Why is he eating the counters?
TRgirl: Because we don't feed him.