This weekend I received possibly the best text message ever.

"Dont eat the white dip"

See, I went to a wine tasting competion at a friend's house. The white dip had crab in it. Unfortunately, I didn't get the text before I got there. I asked about the white dip and was told, "DON'T EAT IT!" This confused the other person who was there (we were on time; the rest of the partygoers were not) because she could not understand why one would put food out and then not let people eat it.

Someone brought peach Wild Vines to the party. I think it was a joke. I hope it was a joke.