If someone ever asks you to sign up for a bowling league that starts bowling at 9PM on Wednesday nights, say no. That is a bad idea.

Also a bad idea? Trying to hit on me while wearing plaid shorts, especially if your opening line has something to do with my low score. I know I’m not a good bowler and I’m OK with that, but I am in no mood to be teased about it at 11:30 at night. On a Wednesday. When I have to work the next day.

Although, it turns out that if you have a really high handicap, you can totally beat the best team in the league.