Yesterday, I went to the camera store to buy an SD card. You see, my camera had chosen to crap out right before I went on vacation. So, I bought a new one. It came with a $20 gift card but you couldn't use the gift card until the next day. I waited to buy a memory card and ended up going to a different branch.

I told the salesman that I needed an SD card, and he said, "We're running a special right now. If you buy a 2-pack of 4GB cards, you get a free pedometer."

WG: "What?"