Driving to work today, thinking about what I have to get done this week. Pull off of the exit to work as I realize

"Shit! We've got a 9AM meeting at the WTP lab. And I'm wearing open-toed shoes!"

Call co-worker, tell him that I'm a moron, will most likely meet him at the plant.
Call co-worker back, tell him that the one thing I wasn't a moron about was printing out the agendas Friday, and to please bring them.
Drive home, run upstairs (Orion: "Wha?"), change shoes.
Run downstairs, drive back towards office.
Realize at exit for WTP would be very early. Decide to drive to office. Realize this is good, as have turkey sandwich in bag for lunch.
Rememeber that we have new employee welcome lunch today.
Get into office, put lunch in fridge for Tuesday, pick up agendas, notebook, and co-worker. Head towards plant.

Co-worker, upon hearing that I brought lunch, "This weekend messed you all up. What did you do?"
WG: "I didn't even drink."