Last week, we had a big company meeting. Well, it was our business group and the same business group out of Charlotte.

Anyway, afterwards we all went out for lunch. I sat with three of my male colleagues. I ordered the Caesar salad and baked potato combo. The waitress asked, "What kind of dressing would you like on your salad?" I told her, "Caesar," and she walked off to the kitchen. I said to the guys, "I never know how to answer that question. What do you say to that?"

My British colleague's suggestion?

"It's a fucking Caesar salad."