So, I am getting a new bed. Since I’m upgrading a size (queen!) I mean a new bedframe and mattress set. I went out shopping on Saturday and found a set/bed that I liked. I was telling my dad about it and mentioned to him that the place charged a $5 per piece fee for removal of the old set, which I didn’t think was bad, but that I didn’t need as I was keeping the old set.

Dad: Do you have room for it? Are you getting rid of the futon?
WG: No, not getting rid of the futon. The bed will go in the guest room.
Dad: You have a guest room?
WG: Remember when you were here and you slept in the back room on the air mattress?
Dad: (to self) Slept on the air mattress? (to WG) Oh, on the air mattress. Yes, get another bed. Get another bed!