Watergirl: I need to replace the igniter on my grill. It doesn’t work anymore.
Cdub: You can use a propane torch.
Watergirl: I have a butane lighter. I used that. It’s a “when I get around to it” fix. Plus, as an added bonus, I can use the lighter like a sword to keep Ri in the house.
Cdub: Don’t do that! He’s a pyromaniac.
Watergirl: I don’t light it. I just keep him back with it. The safety features are such that I have to use two hands to light it anyway.
Cdub: You have to use two hands to light it? How do you make crème brulee?
Watergirl: When do I make crème brulee?