This week, I am having trouble setting up the coffee. Well, actually it goes back to Friday. Friday (well, actually Thursday night) I forgot to put a key ingredient in the coffeepot. Water. Forgot the water. Sunday I set up the coffee before Cdub and I went to see Delirium. But, I forgot to set it to “auto” so no coffee Monday morning. Today, I did all that, except I forgot to check when the timer was set for, so coffee was brewed. At midnight.
Anyway, the point is that for the last 3 business days, I have had no coffee until after arriving at work. Which leads to things like this:

Watergirl: I just lost my keys.
British Co-worker: That’s not good.
British Co-worker: Wait, just lost them as in 30 seconds ago when you came through the door you had them and now you don’t?
Watergirl: That would be correct.