Conversation during a haircut today.

Watergirl: So, a little while ago, I wanted to dye my hair brown.
Hairdresser: Instead, why don't you just stab me in the heart?
WG: See, when I was thinking of doing it, I was talking to someone, and I can't remember who, but I was telling them that I didn't want to do it myself, and they said, "Why don't you just call your hairdresser?" but I told them you wouldn't do it.
Hairdresser: See? You do know me!