Project Assistant: printing off color brochures
Watergirl: Oh, a golf tournament!
PA: I’ll bring you one
WG: I can’t play golf. I can drive around in a golf cart and drink beer.
PA: I like to drive around in a golf cart.
WG: I like beer.
Other PA: That’s my girl!

Later:

Phone rings
Watergirl: Hello?
Flygt pump rep: Hi, it’s [Flygt pump rep]. What can I help you with?
WG: I’m looking for some pumps. Some teeny-tiny pumps. But I can’t find them using your software.
FPR: Well, how about we make them bigger? Just teeny pumps.