Watergirl: walks through office, eating a pickle**
Co-worker: That pickle smells funny.
Watergirl: Well, it tastes fine.
Co-worker: It really doesn't smell funny. You were supposed to call me a pickle-smeller. You ruined the joke.

*not that you really needed it
**I love pickles. These were left over from yesterday's lunch. I ate leftover fruit, too.