Not only because the carny who hit on me last night told me he'd stop by and see me tonight (Little Matty and Lori, stop laughing!), but also because I've spent so much time there that the fried Snickers bars are starting to look interesting.

Speaking of Little Matty, I pretty much forced him and Lori into the Turkey Shoot. He won the round. Got a turkey. It pays to listen to me.

Tomorrow they are picking up the old couch. Jasper will be sad. He likes it in front of the dining room window. Lots of sun.

Also tomorrow, I am getting a haircut. I'm tired of long. I'm thinking of chin-length.

One of my e-mail accounts was wonky for about 5 days. I don't check it often, but there was a 5-day gap between spam. No idea what happened.

I would like to enforce an office rule about coffee. Namely, if you are unwilling to make coffee when you empty the pot, you are not allowed to drink coffee.

Cohesive theme? Look elsewhere.