So, here's a fun practical joke to play on me. (The downside is it takes a while to pan out.) When your son is very little, take a trip to TX. Borrow my suitcase. Leave teeny tiny hats, socks, and even a diaper cover in one of the pockets, so that I find them when unpacking in my hotel room, nearly a year later.

I was baffled for a few moments, until I remembered lending 2.0 my bag. I called her, and when I told her what I had found, she said, "I want those back!" Me: "I didn't steal them, you know."

To answer some questions left by my last post: Gainesville, FL. Not quite sure how we will be doing it, but it looks like it will be from December- April. Note to company: Am not spending my birthday in Gainesville.