I'm feeling kind of bummed today. Just one of those days. But I do need to write some letters.

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Dear Drivers on I-440,

If you feel the need to cut me off, do not slow down after doing so. Keep up with the flow of traffic in your new lane.

Also, when passing semis, it is helpful if you drive faster than they are.

You're lucky RPG launchers are not an option on Sentras,

Watergirl

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Dear Orion,

Please stop jumping on the Printer/copier/scanner. Or, at least the buttons that turn it on. I don't need any more copies of blank paper.

Love,

The lady who sleeps in your bed

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Dear Jasper,

If you are downstairs and you have lost both Orion and me, it's likely we are upstairs. No need to stand in the living room and cry.

Love,

Seriously, it's a 1050 sq. ft. house.

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Dear annoying neighbor who talks to me all the time,

Stop. Also, if I stop my car in the road to let you cross, cross. Don't turn and start walking toward my car. Dangerous for you.

And your little dog too,

Watergirl