(phone rings)

The Cap'n: Hello.
Watergirl: Hi Cap'n, it's Watergirl. How are you?
The Cap'n: Pretty good.
Watergirl: That's good. Is 2.0 there?
The Cap'n: Actually, she's not. She got the opportunity to take a sailing seminar in Florida. She'll be back Thursday. (Sidenote: 2.0 is lucky!)
Watergirl: Well, then, and I hate to ask, but I need a favor.
The Cap'n: What's up?
Watergirl: Well, this morning I woke up at 3 sick. Really sick, and...
The Cap'n: Oh no! You have The Monkey Death. I had The Monkey Death. The good news is, it seems to be a 24-hour thing.
Watergirl: That is good news, if I can last that long. But I really need saltines and ginger ale, and I can't go to the store.
The Cap'n: Well, we were planning on heading over to the office in about an hour. Can you wait until then?
Watergirl: Sure can! Thanks!