Little Matty: Do you want to go see the collegiate roller hockey championships this weekend? They're in Cary.
Watergirl: (incredulous) What? There's collegiate roller hockey?
Little Matty: Yes, I mean, at most colleges it's a club sport, but...
Watergirl: Oh. Roller Hockey.
Little Matty: (questioning look on face)
Watergirl: I thought Roller Derby.