(phone rings)
Watergirl: picks up phone
Bud: I told you, if you grease the pan, you're going to burn the cookies.
Watergir: Um, OK.
Bud: Not talking to you. Sorry I called you in the middle of that.
Watergirl: You also called me in the middle of eating lettuce wraps. So now I will crunch in your ear.
Bud: Lettuce wraps? You wrap lettuce in lettuce?
Watergirl: No, it's this thing you get at Asian restaurants. You wrap a chicken mixture in lettuce. Cdub and I went to Bamboo Club for dinner last night.
(Pause)
Both: You know what a panda has for lunch? They have bamboo...
Later
Bud: [my girlfriend] has a recital at 3:00.
Watergirl: Oh. What's she playing?
Bud: The piano.
Watergirl: I know that. What pieces?
Bud: Asks girlfriend
Bud: Actually, she's singing today. You just got me in trouble. Why'd you get me in trouble? Why'd you have to ask me in front of her.
Watergirl: Maybe it's a good thing you know that beforehand now.
Bud: True. Otherwise, I'd be all, "Where the hell is the piano?"
12:35 PM
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