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January 19, 2006

This amuses me.

Maybe not you, but me.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Watergirl!

A watergirlometer is used to measure watergirl.
It takes forty minutes to hard-boil watergirl!
Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by watergirl!
Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of watergirl!
Half a cup of watergirl contains only seventeen calories!
Watergirl is the last letter of the Greek alphabet!
Watergirl will often glow under UV light.
It can take watergirl several days to move just through one tree.
The air around watergirl is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
Only one person in two billion will live to be watergirl.

Addendum to number 3: Those candles are not lit by watergirl, as watergirl's cat has been known to set himself aflame.

03:54 PM

Comments

*snort* OMG this made me laugh out loud! Ten Top Trivia Tips about Severus Snape! 1. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Severus Snape is two minutes. 2. Severus Snape can turn his stomach inside out! 3. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Severus Snape on New Year's Day! 4. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Severus Snape. 5. About 100 people choke to death on Severus Snape each year. 6. Baskin Robbins once made Severus Snape flavoured ice cream! 7. During severe windstorms, Severus Snape may sway several feet to either side. 8. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Severus Snape. 9. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Severus Snape. 10. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Severus Snape state'!

Posted by Janet at January 19, 2006 05:15 PM

only 17 calories? wow. i'm dying over here reading the Snape ones... they all sound naughty to me!

Posted by monique at January 20, 2006 09:34 AM