Today, I had my yearly medical monitoring appointment.  As I was getting in the car to go, I split my jeans right next to the pocket seam.  Of course, I am wearing a thong.  I ran inside to grab my long sweater, and when I got there the nurse saw what had happened and fixed my pants with duct tape.  Which was very nice of her.  And even though the outside of the duct tape is what is against my cheek, it's still sticky.