This morning I received a voice mail from the NC Board of Engineers and Surveyors.  I had skipped an entire column while filling out my application.  When I called them, they told me I could drop off the completed page this afternoon.  I went to tell Cool Boss.

WG:  I have to leave early today because I am a moron. 
CB:  That's not good.  Why are you a moron?

I told him the story, when I noticed that there was an instruction manual for a balance in his trashcan.

WG:  Why are you throwing this out?
CB:  Well, I didn't think we could send it to the people who stole the balance. 
WG:  We still have this balance.  (Pulls out another manual.)  And this one, too. 
CB:  But the file was labeled "Sartorius Balance."  I'm a moron too.  But am I a moron at filing, or a moron about checking what is in the file?