If you are a guy who is related to me, you definitely don't want to read this.

(Approximately 10:30 AM today)
Watergirl: (Dials phone)
2.0:  Hello?
Watergirl:  Hello.  How are you?  Is there a baby yet?  (Do y'all know 2.0 is pregnant?  Very pregnant.)
2.0:  I'm good.  No baby yet, but I am so ready. 
Watergirl:  I hear the end of pregnancy does that to you.
2.0:  I couldn't sleep last night, so I kicked 2.0 Spouse out of bed and read Harry Potter.
Watergirl:   (laughs)
2.0:  How's the studying going?
Watergirl:  Eh, not to well.  Having trouble concentrating at home.  I'm going to try studying at Barnes and Noble tonight, since I have to be out that way for a 7:00 appointment.
2.0:  What kind of appointment?
Watergirl:  (looks around office furtively, mumbles)  Bikini wax
2.0:  (whispering) I'm sorry I made you say "bikini wax" at work.