Yesterday, I was at PetSmart buying cat supplies. When I went to pay, I was in front of two college-aged girls, who were your typical coeds. They were buying a Betta fish.
Coed #2 (the one along for the ride): So, like, what kind of water do you put him in?
Coed #1 (the one actually buying the fish): I don't know. I'll have to ask. (Pauses) Distilled water?
Coed #2: That sounds right.
Watergirl: vigorously shakes head "No."
Coed #1: Not distilled water?
Watergirl: Not unless you want to kill him. I mean, the pH is wrong, and...
Coed #1: So what do I use?
Watergirl: You can use tap water, just set it out overnight so that the chlorine dissipates.
PetSmart Cashier: Or you can use spring water
Coed #1: You mean like Evian?
09:30 AM
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