(approximately 11:30 yesterday)

Watergirl:  Dials phone

TRgirl:  Hello?

Watergirl:  Guess who's not getting a birthday card tomorrow?

TRgirl:  You?

For the next 3 months, you are only 2 years younger than I am.  (And I am so old that I brought my heating pad to work today because my back hurts.) Ha! 

Have a good one!