After Artsplosure, I brought MW out to my office (He wanted to see where I work.  Totally would have been better when we had a chicken.)  I was leading him down the hall toward my office, and realized he was no longer behind me.  The sight of Cool Boss's messy office had stopped him in his tracks.  "How does anyone work in this office?" he wanted to know. 

See, this is why, on our (Cool Boss and I) joint projects, I keep the files.