you are watching the news while you get dressed, like you do every weekday morning.  You hear the anchors talk about a laptop thief who has been hitting office buildings all over the Triangle.  They say that the Durham Police have a suspect.  You perk up, because, hey, your laptop?  And balance?  Stolen.  You look at the TV as they cut to a live reporter who is standing outside your office.  Then, she is following (in what I believe (hope?) to be a taped segment, because those were the clothes you had on yesterday, KW) your facility manager around your office as he talks about the two break-ins.  It's an interesting way to start the morning.