Q:  One time, when Cdub was over, did Orion try to eat the same piece of fuzz off of the carpet 4 times?

A:  Yes.  He would taste it, decide it wasn't food, and spit it out.  Then, he would see it again and, apparently forgetting his previous experience, would repeat.  He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Q:  Speaking of Cdub, did she tell you she wants to build her own home entertainment system hooked to a computer?

A:  Yes, yes she did.  Immediately after she told me she couldn't figure out how to work her new cell phone.

Q:  Did you recently have a conversation with your father in which he tried to convince you that arsenic was biodegradable?

A:  Yes, yes I did.  He did not believe me that this was not possible since arsenic is a.) toxic and b.) an element.

Q:  Interesting.  So, you tell him how to do police work, right?

A:  No, never. 

Q:  So, when Bud bought the timeshare in Maine so that he could spend a week skiing, did you tell him that he could go to Sunday River, which was supposed to be a great ski area?

A:  Yes, and he told me I didn't know what I was talking about.

Q:  So where did he go skiing when he went to Maine?

A:  Sunday River.

Q:  Did you spend most of yesterday clicking on the pictures on this website and laughing, even though you know that the original flier was made by an autistic boy looking for his stuffed frog?

A:  Yes, yes I did.  This one is the best. 

Q:  You do realize you're going to hell?

A:  Yes.

Q:  Did you suggest to the safety department that Paige's father should have a new nickname?

A:  Yes, yes I did.

Q:  And what is it?

A:  Babu

Q:  ??

A:  Long story

Q:  Did you tell Jasper he was a good boy because he was eating yesterday?

A:  Yes.

Q:  Did he look at you like you were crazy?

A:  Yes, yes he did.

Q:  Is this format designed so that you can string together a bunch of unrelated stuff and call it an entry?

A:  Certainly not.