Y'all, I have been looking for my Swiffer duster for a month now.  I just found it.  Those of you who know me IRL can imagine the amount of joy this brought me.  Those of you who don't, the discovery was announced with a little dance, and then I showed it to Jasper and said, "I FOUND IT!
Jasper looked up at me, but was unmoved.  Silly cat!