So, I was just driving to handbell practice (which I didn't have tonight, but anyway), and the license plate on the minivan in front of me said "FAUX-FAN".  What does that mean?  Is the driver/registered owner an aficionado of fake things, or do they pretend to be fans of things they really aren't fans of?  Like rooting for NC State when secretly they hate State?  People, your license plates should not confuse me this much.

Also, I had brought my cotta and cassock home to wash, and since I thought I was going to choir practice, they were hanging in the backseat.  On the way home, I stopped to get gas.  This guy said, "What are you, a nun?"  Fuck yes!